{"id":1829,"date":"2017-03-11T21:00:44","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T20:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/clan.des.tritons.free.fr\/blog\/?p=1829"},"modified":"2017-03-11T21:00:44","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T20:00:44","slug":"nen-jetez-plus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/?p=1829","title":{"rendered":"N’en jetez plus !"},"content":{"rendered":"

P… cong, encore une grassette, une galette, une garcette, une Gazette ! Les Tritons, y sont prolifiques, y produisent du bit et du pixel, et pas qu’un peu… Et avec une r\u00e9gularit\u00e9 de m\u00e9tronome les vieux qu’ils sortent leur PQ ! On dirait presque des Suisses, ou alors des gars d’la Yaute, bref, des coucous quoi ! Bon ben, j’m’en va lire leur torchon aux Tritons, parce que mine de rien, foi de diot, y’en a des infos l\u00e0 d’dans et des bonnes choses ! Et puis, partout dans l’monde y tra\u00eenent leurs bottes ces cons et partout dans l’monde on lit leurs conneries. Ca f’rait un peu comme Tintin, mais en moins jeune et aussi plus sympa, moins facho, tu vois quoi. Aller, au suivant !<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P… cong, encore une grassette, une galette, une garcette, une Gazette ! Les Tritons, y sont prolifiques, y produisent du bit et du pixel, et pas qu’un peu… Et avec une r\u00e9gularit\u00e9 de m\u00e9tronome les vieux qu’ils sortent leur PQ ! On dirait presque des Suisses, ou alors des gars d’la Yaute, bref, des coucous […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[235,58,238,241,240,237,91,236,239],"class_list":["post-1829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actu","tag-diot","tag-gazette","tag-histoire-de-france","tag-pq","tag-suisse","tag-tintin","tag-tritons","tag-vieux","tag-yaute"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1829"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1830,"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions\/1830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clandestritons.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}